If you’re bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
“My financial and personnel well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore.”
“My financial and personnel well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore.”
“My financial and personnel well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore.”
If that doesn’t scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.
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So say what you mean, and mean what you say.
And if its ain't broke, don't fix it.
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